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It is scientifically and mathematically proven that if you buy a shirt from me that you will get a rad shirt and I will receive money.
Furthermore, you need a shirt to enter most public places, so it’s helpful in that instance too. In conclusion, these shirts have rad art on them that I painstakingly created for you. Also and in addition, it is rather cold in most places right now and shirts can be layered with other things to ward off the cold.
Finally, these shirts mean something and each one can be a conversation starter or conversation ender… depending on your social proclivity. Lastly, I’m giving out free shipping on orders over $35 with the code FREE2023
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